Police
I had four encounters with the police in Syria, all of them bizarre. The first time I was introduced to their funny ways, they stopped in their car while I was walking on the road and asked me for my passport. That’s a bit unfriendly but not particularly surprising, but what I wasn’t prepared for was how much they didn’t look like police. There were five of them, two carrying machine guns, one wearing a towel round his head (they have taken up neckerchief fashion round here quite keenly) and the other two doing the talking. None of them had uniforms and the car was a battered rusty old non-police car. What they looked like was, in fact, terrorists. My first reaction was to go a bit shaky and then I asked for some ID which completely baffled them but eventually one of the talkers produced a laminated piece of paper with some Arabic writing on it which he claimed said Police. That totally didn’t convince me, but they he said “Please?” and that made me think they probably were police so I gave them my passport. A quick look, a quick phone call and they were on their way. I asked someone about it later and he said “What, you want them to go out and buy costumes?” and I said “Um, yes” and he said Pff as if that was a totally unnecessary and namby-pambyish thing to do. He didn’t think I’d been terrorised at all.
The second time I was staying with someone and he got off the phone and said “I need to take your passport to the police.” so naturally I said “My eye you do!” but he insisted and eventually persuaded me to hand it over. Apparently the policeman heard about me but couldn’t be bothered to come and find me to hassle me so he did it remotely through my host.
The third time was the most bizarre. Someone by the road in a tent hailed me over for some tea. I went. A little later another guy came and sat down. He said after a little while “Bassfor” which I pretended not to understand so he said “Police, Bassfor” and so I said “Yes yes, I have one” and then when he carried on insisting (Bassfor is Arabic for Passport), I made him show me his ID which he did, incredibly grudgingly, and it was the same yellow as the other one I’d seen so I believed him. Then he wanted a photocopy and I was glad to be able to tell him that since we were several kilometers from the nearest town and I was walking, he couldn’t have one. He tried to persuade me to get on his motorbike (non-police) and I refused but it took quite a while to persuade him. A few minutes down the road and I found him talking to an American guy on a bike who was similarly unconvinced that he should hand over his papers. I told him I thought it was ok and the police once again tried to persuade me to get on his bike. Then he told us to carry on, but we wanted to talk to each other, so we sat down in the shade. The policeman huffily drove off. Then he came back. And he just sat there next to us getting more and more impatient. Eventually he was sitting on his motorbike with the engine on, beeping his horn to get us to move and when I once again refused to get on his bike he couldn’t believe it. He drove off. He came back. He tried to get me on his bike again. He drove off. He came back. He showed me the photocopy of David’s passport. He kissed me on the cheek, he blew kisses at me, he grabbed my arm and pulled me onto his bike. I wriggled free and carried on walking. For the next two or three hours he reappeared about ten times, every time suggesting that I get on his bike. I stopped for tea with two different people and he invited himself along both times. When I got to his town he drove along next to me and shouted at anyone who tried to talk to me so I’d get to the photocopier sooner. I really thought that when he had his photocopy he’d leave me alone but he didn’t. It was quite dark by the time I persuaded him to stop following me around and to do that I had to be quite stern.
Quite late that night I met a guy who said I could stay at his house, which was nice because finding a campsite in the dark is a drag. I went to his house and ate some food and then I noticed that my host (a 25 year old guy) was crying about something and the more I ate the more I began to suspect that I was the cause of some problem. It turned out that the police had phoned his father (whose house it was) and warned him not to take me in, and although it wasn’t against the law, he would have had to put up with a load of questioning the next day if I stayed. Or, probably, he had to anyway. That confused me because I knew the police by this stage, and had been kissed by him several times and he had insisted that his hounding me was for my safety and peace. Apparently it wasn’t exactly the police who had interfered but something which is ironically called “The Intelligence”. Goodness knows what the Intelligence thought I was going to do, but thanks to them I slept on a patch of dirt outside town instead of in a room.
Kit
- My boots have now got holes in both sides of both feet which means that the sweat can get out, so it’s good.
- My shirt which Annie gave me has a few small holes here and there but has resisted incredibly well considering I have worn it almost non-stop for more than 6 months now.
- I lost my rosary and my statistics beads disasterously, but luckily someone gave me some more. I think before I left I had probably said the Hail Mary less than 50 times in my life and now I think I have said it more than 10,000 times. That’s from saying a rosary every day for about 200 days, though these days I use Muslim beads which makes me feel like a bit of a rebel.
- My tent is still intact though less used these days. My stick is the envy of everyone who likes sticks.
- I’ve read The Pilgrim’s Progress and I’m reading it again. It’s excellent, I’d recommend it. All the characters are called things like Piety or Honest (goodies) and Worldly Wiseman or Simple (baddies) and at one point Faithful says about Talkative “You would as soon trust a Turk as trust him” which was a cool thing to read in Turkey.
- I still have the candle from the Romanian Gypsies which I’m to light in the Orthodox church and the page from Ghislain’s Saint’s book which he tore out for me.
- Since coming to Turkey I have very rarely carried any food with me. People don’t really offer it to me to take away and there’s not really any need for it since there are always other people inviting me for a meal.
Monastaries
Nacho and Pilar, these two Spanish pilgrims I met (and if you’d like to read even more, put this address into google translate) taught me about staying in monastaries and told me where to look. In Syria I stayed in four monastaries and on one church roof. The Jesuits in Homs were totally unvisited and seemed to have real lives outside the monastary which was more of a commune really. The huge convent in Saydnaya had maybe 1000 visitors a day, swarming the place in coachloads. I spent an entertaining half hour talking to one of the nuns there who, between dashing off to fix the water problems and yelling “La wehn?” which means “Where do you think you’re going?” at any of the orphans who tried to sneak out and answering a million questions from pretty much everyone, told me off for going to the mosque. It was Friday when I spoke to her and as it happened I’d been to an Orthodox mass in the morning, Friday nammas in some mosque at lunchtime and Orthodox vespers in the evening. She also told me off for being a Protestant because we don’t love Mary. She was cool.
Jews
One of the monks I came across asked me where I was going and then he said “Don’t say Jerusalem, say Jordan. People will know you’re going to Jerusalem, but don’t say it.” I ignored his advice, but I have definitely come across some hostility because I’m going to Israel. “Do you recognise Israel?” is a question someone asked me and most people say “Ah. Philistine” when I tell them Jerusalem, as if Israel doesn’t exist. I began to think that if I was a Jew I might have had quite a different experience in the Muslim world, but I’m glad to say that David, the American guy, said that everyone was nice to him. They always say “Jews, Christians, Muslims – brothers” like they say to me.
Jordan
As well as the preposterously large $52 visa for Syria, they also stung me with a leaving tax. What the heck is that? Leaving tax my foot. It was another $12, which left me five quid short for the Jordan visa. Luckily Jordan is a friendly country so I could say “I’m going to Jerusalem and I don’t have enough money for a visa and can I camp in the border because I’m tired?” and instead of booting me out, they said Wilcom Wilcom, someone gave me the fiver I needed and I slept on the pavement outside the police building, stamped visa in my passport and totally legal. Jerusalem in… a week? I’m almost there.